KPop Demon Hunters fans screamed with glee, Adrien Brody grossed out the audience and Timothée Chalamet broke all the rules. The Guardian’s film critic on a gobsmackingly glamorous ceremony

• Key takeaways from Oscars 2026: horror wins, tech loses and politics is hard to ignore

These were the Oscars for a life during wartime. President Trump’s still-to-be-explained attack on Iran meant warnings of a possible retaliatory drone attack from Tehran on the target-rich environment of downtown Los Angeles. The glittering Dolby Theatre was reportedly in the crosshairs.

It didn’t happen. But this was a ceremony aware of the distant politics of threat, and the politics of a nation that is rich enough to afford war and peace at the same time.

President claims Iran’s military capabilities ‘literally obliterated’ in ranging press briefing

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Donald Trump drew a backlash on Sunday for suggesting US efforts to protect the Strait of Hormuz were unnecessary – and that “maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all” because his country has plenty of oil of its own.

The president made the contradictory comment to reporters on Air Force One after pleading with European and Nato allies to enter the war in Iran to help the US secure the strait amid the largest oil supply disruption in history.

The One Battle After Another star’s failure to collect his best supporting actor award – because he was visiting Ukraine – only serves to burnish his reputation

Last night’s Oscars might have been superficially modern ( K-pop ! Female cinematographers winning things! Jokes about YouTube interstitial advertising!), but there was one slightly charming old throwback: Sean Penn wasn’t there to collect his best supporting actor award.

Sure, this sort of thing happens all the time in other awards shows – you can barely get through a single Baftas without an A-lister revealing that they didn’t fancy braving the London winter – but not the Oscars. The Oscars are meant to represent the pinnacle of professional achievement. It’s your one chance to look all of your peers in the eye as one in the knowledge that you are better than the lot of them . Who’d turn down an opportunity that irresistible?

Exclusive: Claire Earley’s son Rex spent six weeks in hospital after contracting E coli from contaminated lake

Realtime pollution alerts are needed across Windermere urgently, campaigners have said, as the mother of a seven-year-old boy who kayaked on the lake described how he nearly died after contracting a dangerous strain of E coli from contaminated water.

Claire Earley’s son Rex spent six weeks in hospital, and underwent two emergency operations, after a family kayaking trip on Windermere last August.

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A Gold-Plate Generation full-back, taking a surprise appointment abroad , having never managed a club before; what could possibly go wrong? Must we really endure Jamie Carragher making hilarious sport of another inevitable failure every time he’s comprehensively defeated in an argument on Monday Night Football (MNF)? Er, no, because unlike Gary Neville, Ashley Cole hasn’t been presented with a job managing Cesena thanks to his friendship with a cuddly billionaire, able to fit the Valencia gig around his day-job of buying up swathes of his beloved Manchester for personal enrichment.

Several decades ago I played Sunday league football with the late and former Arsenal, Manchester United and Scotland striker David Herd. He claimed to not have been a gifted player and he sharpened his skills by spending his afternoons kicking balls into the shed (Friday’s Memory Lane – Football Daily full email edition) while more talented teammates went off to play snooker and enjoy a pint or two. The intense practise made hitting the ball into the onion bag instinctive, he said” – David Campion.

Your picture and write-up about the Arsenal training box reminded me of that old, very adaptable, training ground joke from years gone by. A team, let’s call them, say, Spurs, are suffering long-term performance problems. Before another match and inevitable defeat, their current manager, let’s call him, say, Mr Tudor, calls a previous, successful manager, let’s call him, say, Mr Pocchetino, to ask for training ground tips. Well, one thing we always used were dustbins. You know, the old-fashioned cylindrical dustbins? Put 10 of them out on the pitch in a random formation and get your players to attack them. They have to kick the ball against the bins, and the unpredictable angle and speed of bounce will help your players develop their reactions and anticipation. ‘Oh, great. Thanks Poch. We’ll try that with the current side.’ Three hours later, Poch gets another call from Tudor. ‘Poch! Poch! What will we do? The bins are winning 3-0!’ – Ken Muir (written before the draw with Liverpool).

I’m aware of how busy y’all are refilling your cartridge pens (pints?), but might you kindly point me to the glossary for Big Vase [Europa League], Tin Pot (Europa Conference League], Bigger Cups [Champions League], tin [Oh come one!] … we colonials need some help, in case that’s not obvious” – Clinton Macsherry.

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One analyst predicting that prices at the pump might hit $3.85 per gallon on Monday as war enters third week

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US oil prices could see another day of wild fluctuation as the US-Israel campaign against Iran extends into a third week, with one analyst predicting that prices at the pump might hit $3.85 per gallon on Monday.

Petroleum prices have spiraled upward as the broadening conflict has imperiled oil and gas production infrastructure in the region. On Friday, the US conducted strikes on Kharg Island, an essential oil processing hub in Iran. Tehran, meanwhile, continues to block ships from passing through the strait of Hormuz, where a fifth of the international oil supply typically passes through.

They roam the workplace, promoting themselves loudly and incessantly – while undermining everyone else

Name: Office hookworms.

Age: A recent term for a very old complaint.

Immersive exhibition will form the centrepiece of the celebration of the artist’s 90th birthday next year

Tate Modern’s Turbine Hall will be transformed into an immersive opera house as it plays host to an exhibition featuring the sets David Hockney designed for productions of works by Mozart, Wagner and Stravinsky dating back to the 1970s.

The art form might be considered passé by Timothée Chalamet, but Tate is to use the sets as the centrepiece of its celebration of Hockney’s 90th birthday in 2027.

By imposing costs on the global economy, the Iranian government is ensuring that further attacks are not contemplated

The US and Israeli decision to attack Iran has sent economic shockwaves around the world. About 20% of global oil supplies have been effectively blocked from transiting the strait of Hormuz since Iran began attacking ships, resulting in a huge jump in oil prices. Militarily, while the United States has the firepower to significantly reduce Iran’s capacity to use the strait as leverage, it is unlikely to be able to eliminate the threat entirely.

Reopening the strait, therefore, is not only a question of military capabilities but of diplomacy, and to negotiate it is necessary to understand what each party to the conflict is trying to achieve.